Gossip around the freehold tells of a strange visitor last night – well, stranger than most. A large clown chimera… or was it dozens of tiny ones?
They were said to have been harmless despite a very unsavory appearance, and made vague premonitions that some feel border more on auguries.
One thing is for certain – when they left, it was with a splash. Said a boggan spotted heading out in the wee hours of the morning (hazmat suit now more red than orange), “Them critters were as nasty on the inside as they were on the outside. Least ways they could have ‘sploded in the Garden.”